Thursday, 6 October 2016

The Backseat Chef

We’re all familiar with the term “backseat driver”. That
despicable person who’s not physically maneuvering the vehicle but is over exerting their brain to drive the car using your hands and has road rage with every driver on the road including yourself.

The same applies to the backseat cook.


Yes, those people.

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The ones who opt out of doing the task, but every couple of
minutes they’re over your shoulder watching, scrutinizing and “giving directions”.

You : "Do you want to do it?"

Them : "No, no, no. You do your thing...... Was just making a suggestion." 

Twenty five  suggestions later  he/she still does not want to take over but the "suggestions" are still coming. 

By this time the word suggestion has lost it's meaning. 

End result........

We’re either going to get physical, meaning “Imma knock you
with the pot spoon” 
or
I’m going to have a few choice words for you.
Case in point if you did not want to the cooking why is you
in the kitchen.


Therefore, you better have been coming to take over or get your glass of water and exit my kitchen, because in Trini dialect “bad mind food don’t taste good”.  





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